There once was a frog who wasn't very happy. Now this frog always wore something on his head all day long. One day his dear friend Toad asked him why he always wore something on his head. The frog answered and said, "I don't ALWAYS wear something, I take it off when I go to sleep."
So Toad went home and had an idea. When his friend Frog was asleep he would go to his house and look to see why he wore things on his head all day long. Slowly Toad crept over to Frog's house and saw his friend had just the same head as he did - bald! So, the next day when Toad went over to Frog's house, he said, "Frog, do I have any hair on my head?"
Frog said, "Well, no."
Toad said, "Then why do you wear wigs and hats on you head all day?"
"Well, I guess I just wanted to look like that Koala over there."
All Toad could say was, "Frog, you're alright."